call up the operator and say random things... some things me and my mates have done:

1. sung "fun, fun, fun" by the beach boys

2. sung other odd songs

3. ask the number for fidel castro

4. ask to be connected to Adolf Hitler, Third Reich Germany

5. speak all another language (i did german because i speak german) preferably NOT spanish, as somtimes there will be another operator for spanish speaking people

6. ask the number for the buddha

7.say in a very exasperated tone and say, yelling at the capilal letters, "excuse me but can YOU get me the number for a place i could OBTAIN SOME LAXITIVES? i seem to have a MILD case of CONSTIPATION!!!!!!"

there are numurous other things we said. and, at the risk of sounding like a 4th grade after school club, don't stop there, just use your imagination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!